
'Twas the night  before Christmas & out on the ranch  
  The pond was froze  over & so was the branch.  
  The snow was piled up  belly-deep to a mule.  
  The kids were all  home on vacation from school,  
  And happier  young folks you never did see-  
  Just all sprawled  around a-watchin' TV.  
  Then suddenly, some  time around 8 o'clock,  
  There came a surprise  that gave them a shock!  
  The power went off,  the TV went dead!  
  When Grandpa came in  from out in the shed  
  With an armload of  wood, the house was all dark.  
  "Just what I  expected," they heard him remark.  
  "Them power line  wires must be down from the snow.  
  Seems sorter like  times on the ranch long ago."  
  "I'll hunt up some  candles," said Mom.  "With their light,  
  And the fireplace, I  reckon we'll make out all right."  
  The teen-agers all  seemed enveloped in gloom.  
  Then Grandpa came  back from a trip to his room,  
  Uncased his old  fiddle & started to play  
  That old  Christmas song about bells on a sleigh.  
  Mom started to sing,  & 1st thing they knew  
  Both Pop & the  kids were all singing it, too.  
  They sang  Christmas carols, they sang "Holy  Night,"  
  Their eyes all  a-shine in the ruddy firelight.  
  They played some  charades Mom recalled from her youth,  
  And Pop read a  passage from God's Book of Truth.  
  They stayed up till  midnight-and, would you believe,  
  The youngsters agreed  'twas a fine Christmas Eve.  
  Grandpa rose early,  some time before dawn;  
  And when the kids  wakened, the power was on.  
  "The power company  sure got the line repaired quick,"  
  Said Grandpa - &  no one suspected his trick.  
  Last night, for the  sake of some old-fashioned fun,  
  He had pulled the  main switch - the old Son-of-a-Gun!  
  -anonymous 
